There are some things you should know..

• I started a blog and failed over a year ago... blogger totally cut me off from it... how dare they!

• as a newlywed I am having issue with this new surname, while constantly trying to identify with it. Hence - the blog title is a disgusting surname abomination. These "burr" puns actually disgust me, I'm trying to embrace them because there are so many. Do you know how many times I've heard this phrase "...like, burr it's cold in here?" it's so bad that when people ask me how to spell it (a whole other issue - it's 4 letters and 1 syllable people... how do you think?!) I actually say " b-u-r-r like burr it's cold in here."

• a lot of blogging will probably be done while I'm in a wine induced stupor, or a stupor induced by something else, beer, rye... you name it.

•  I don't even have internet at my house... ya, good luck with that WEBlog Heather...

• also, I don't have TV. Cue the "oh my gawd?! seriously?" I pretty much read a lot and feed my horses like 5 times a day... oh yea, and job search-HAHA (whatever, I just moved to a new town. give me a break!)

• secretly I have internet on certain evenings when my husband 'borrows' the router from his portable job-site office.

• my blog is brown. whatever. It's probably temporary, maybe. 

•  I'm a list writer. also a lazy typer - capitols on 'I' words, but not the beginnings of sentences.

• I should go and check on my husband. He is in the hot tub alone and has a tendency to fall asleep anytime anywhere after a few beers. oops... how long have I been writing this list?

Update on the hot tub husband

He DID fall asleep in the hot tub! He got out while I was putting on my lime green tiger print rubber boots to go and check on him, and answered in the affirmative after I asked about 3 times. Yes, I do take the time to put on horse-feeding attire on my way to check that my husband has vital signs. Multitask is my mantra.