Friday, March 02, 2012

Drunken Dispatches

I am so drunk that I just burned my hair in a candle while leaning over to pick up my writing book that I dropped because I am so drunk

I am so bored that I have started to deep condition my hair and moisturise my skin. I am 25 years old and have never. ever done these things. Not even as an experiment once... and it's awesome

I should write a post about how I ruined my hair and had to cut it off in Honduras

I started reading Writers Digest. Obvs I'm going to write a bestselling novel now.

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